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HOLY SHITPISSBITCHCOCKMOTHERFUCKERANDTITS

Thu Jul 30, 2009, 5:28 PM
IMMA COMING BACK.
Hopefully.
I am going to add all the art that I have done in the past YEAR AND A HALF.
Which isn't a lot LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
But srsly.
That sucks.
BUT OH WELL.
Maybe this will cause me to dedicate myself more to art.
Maybe it won't.
Maybe I'll totally just not get back on this for a long time again.
WHO KNOWS.
Until then,
I'M NOT DEAD.


P.S. I WANT TO RP AGAINNNN.

  • Mood: Love
  • Reading: JUST FINISHED Eleanor of Aquitaine
  • Drinking: Sync Vitamin Water

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  • Current Residence: 109174 Squibble Berry Lane, Shenkuu
  • Interests: Chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool and all diggin' my way out with a sto
  • Favourite band or musician: Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Meg & Dia, various oldies
  • Favourite artist: Olena Shmahalo, STARLING :D
  • Favourite style of art: Meaningful
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation
  • Tools of the Trade: Hands

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OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.. CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing,
'It's Not Easy Being Green.' Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.'
Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

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:iconjaklynskelington:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA where did you find this? That's hilarious xD

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:iconbadbadrubberpiggy5:
My grandpa sent it to me and I thought you'd like it.

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:iconbadbadrubberpiggy5:
Long comment is long...

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Thanks for the :+fav:!!! :)

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